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« Thread Started on Mar 13, 2005, 10:46am » | |
This is a report from theonering.net and has the best news ever, there is a blooper reel out there! I just hope that they release it because it sounds hilarious! Read on!
Merry is in bed at the Golden Hall, and has this HUGE erection under the blanket - about two feet long. He says "I was just having this dream about Gimli" and then Pippin said something like "can I help?" or "Can I look" - people were laughing too much around me to hear properly. Anyway, Pippin lifts up the sheets and slides in beside Merry, and Merry turns over and cuddles him, then waves to the camera and says "nighty night", then rolls half onto Pippin and waves the cameras away.
In another one, Dom and Billy were in their trailer, half-turned away from the camera, and were comparing their sizes. "Mine's longer than yours" "Mine's a bit thicker" etc. Then they pretend to see the camera for the first time and pull up their pants, saying that they were just practising for a scene, and Dom throws a sheet over a blow-up doll...
In another one, at the coronation scene, Gandalf has a blonde curly wig (very tall, like a wizard's hat) with little flowers on it and says, "Now is the time of the Queen."
In another one, Sir Ian parts the front his Gandalf the grey robes and has only tighty whities under them - and proceeds to do a little dance.
David Wenham does this thing when standing next to Eowyn at the coronation, behind her back, where he grins at the camera and points at Eowyn in a lacivious way, as if to say "guess what I'm getting later" then, when she looks at him, he is all innocence again, just applauding Aragorn like in the film.
They showed Orlando Bloom, over and over and over again, NOT being able to shoot the arrows - they fell down, they got caught in his hair, in his cloak, in his fingers, in his quiver - they even came out back to front, and he put them into the bow feathers first... I was crying with laughter.
They showed Viggo making faces a lot, and fooling around with Bernard Hill. there were lots of mistakes made by actors where they said "F##k" and a version of the "Green Dragon" drinking song which was just the word "c##t" over and over for several lines...
Sean Bean wasn't in the bloopers, but he was mentioned.
Gandalf was speaking to Faramir, and said "Well Boromir... (then he realised he had said the wrong name)... is dead. Your brother is dead. This is the third film, and you just have to accept it, I'm sorry."
Aragorn was on horseback in the middle of the riders of Rohan, answering his cell phone...
There were more, including two versions of Aragorn talking to Theoden in the Golden Hall about how they will make tens of thousands of plastic toys from scans of Theoden's skell - which has already been seen on the internet.
There was also lots of disturbing footage of Liv Tyler acting all prancy and annoyed at her hair going in her face and some seemingly abandoned footage of her in front of a greenscreen acting like a wraith of some sorts and making scary facial expressions.
There was an edited sequence of Aragorn shooting down Sauron with a machine gun and footage of the snow machine going haywire and spurting snow all over the surrounding city area.
See what I mean? Hurry up Mr. Jackson, we want to see this!
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